Cristiano Ronaldo to stay. Kaka to United?

It seems that the lads at EPL Blog are trying to pull a world class prank on all Manchester United fans, and it is certainly working. Today, they reported that Cristiano Ronaldo’s mum has reassured fans of her son’s willingness to continue his career at Manchester United.

“He is fine where he is.” She reportedly said to Portuguese television station TVI.

“Only God knows the future, but it is certain is that he will continue in Manchester.”

On top of this brilliant piece of news, EPL Blog further indulged Manchester United fans by saying that World Player of the Year, Kaka, will be ready to join Ferguson’s men should Cristiano Ronaldo join Real Madrid.

“Yes, how can anyone say no? They are European Champions. It will be a dream come true.” Was Kaka’s answer when asked whether he would like to join Manchester United.

Red Devil’s fans will hope that both pieces of news are based on some sort of truth. The club needs to keep all of its best players and bring in some reinforcements if they are to retain their titles as best in England and Europe.

[Source: EPL Blog]

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